@cfg83@desparate4sleep per Google AI
Overview Beekman Street and Pine Street do not intersect in Lower Manhattan; they run parallel to each other in the Financial District, separated,
So, what’s up, bot?
… Beekman Street and Pine Street do not intersect in Lower Manhattan …
Interesting. This implies to me that an invasion is in progress. The signs have been moved by agents, just like in the Battle of the Bulge in WW2. The people don’t care about the gel. They are actually looking at the street signs (indirectly with side eye).
The real question is, what side is the gel on? Is the message a scrambled warning that we don’t have the cryptographic key to unlock?
@medz This is a very good question. From a raw retail POV, yes, since it’s 81% off. I went on ebay and found a brand new “1-Pack” for $20, so that would imply 15 / (2*20) = 15 / 40 = 0.375 => 63% savings.
From an ennui POV, it probably also qualifies, since it is kid of meh. You probably only appreciate this when it actually helps you to heal.
But what is worthy in the context of meh? Also, is “high meh” very worthy or is “low meh” very worthy?!?!?
/showme mediocrebot classifying daily deals into bins based on their level of meh-ness. The bins have labels that are different percentages of meh.
I’ll try a pair on my knees. With one hot and one cold, I should be able to settle that argument.
/showme several members of a cleaning crew, each wearing shorts and Clean Boss compression bandages in various colors on their knees and a customer asking “No, Really, Who’s the Boss?”
Apparently the meh product writeup crew never in their wildest dreams envisioned these sleeves would ever need cleaning, so they simply left out any details in that area. However, I’d imagine these may get grungy after a few uses and start to smell a bit even though they are “Infused with antimicrobial silver ions to help maintain freshness during repeated use”.
So, yours truly has scoured the deep ends of the internet to bring you the recommended cleaning methods for this product. You can send me a virtual tip of your Stores.com Ca$h if you’d like! (Just kidding) Here’s the scoop:
@Bumplepimp Ok, good to know. I was about to say the variety amazing. The could open a 21 flavors compression therapy sleeve store next to a 21 flavors yogurt …
/showme 21 flavors yogurt store next to 21 flavors CleanBoss Hot/Cold Compression Therapy Sleeves store. People eating yogurt are also wearing compression therapy sleeves.
@arosemena Take a tape measurer, get the circumference of your arms & legs, and reference the sizing chart. If you only have a rigid tape measurer, you can use a string or USB cord and lay it out next to the measurer.
For arms: measure your bicep and your forearm
For legs: measure your thigh and calf
Am I the only one weirded out by the fact that the model in the 2nd photo appears to have gotten a leg transplant from a man who is considerably taller than her and that’s why she needs the therapy sleeve?!?!
No thanks. Last time I bought (un-heated/cooled) compression sleeves on this site, they were wildly mis-sized. The knees were way too small, the elbows way too big. Returns being a giant hassle, they were tossed.
AI says this type of inflator is not too good for bicycle tires (over inflation is common). Must be very careful because of bursts of air also. Any disagreement?
Specs
Product: 2-Pack: CleanBoss Hot/Cold Compression Therapy Sleeves
Model: 857966140489, 857966714489, 857966ZCX489, 857966671489, 857966N5Z489, 857966590489, 857966HF3489, 857966ET5489, 857966140488, 857966714488, 857966ZCX488, 857966671488, 857966ET5488, 857966140483, 857966714483, 857966ZCX483, 857966HF3483, 857966ET5483, 857966140482, 857966714482, 857966ZCX482, 857966ET5482, 857966140481, 857977140
Condition: New
Sizing Chart
What’s Included?
Price comparison
Google video search
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Aug 31 - Wednesday, Sep 2
oh thank god, the medical-grade gel is “reusable”
@desparate4sleep and from what has it been scraped back off?
@desparate4sleep @phendrick Hmmm …
/showme Monster Movie Blob on corner of street holding sign saying “Don’t worry, I am reusable medical grade gel”. Nearby humans are not convinced.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Monster Movie Blob on corner of street holding sign saying Don’t worry, I am reusable medical gra…”
@desparate4sleep Ha ha, the gel is probably silly putty!
@cfg83 @desparate4sleep per Google AI
Overview Beekman Street and Pine Street do not intersect in Lower Manhattan; they run parallel to each other in the Financial District, separated,
So, what’s up, bot?
@desparate4sleep @phendrick
Interesting. This implies to me that an invasion is in progress. The signs have been moved by agents, just like in the Battle of the Bulge in WW2. The people don’t care about the gel. They are actually looking at the street signs (indirectly with side eye).
The real question is, what side is the gel on? Is the message a scrambled warning that we don’t have the cryptographic key to unlock?
Is this really daily deal worthy?
@medz This is a very good question. From a raw retail POV, yes, since it’s 81% off. I went on ebay and found a brand new “1-Pack” for $20, so that would imply 15 / (2*20) = 15 / 40 = 0.375 => 63% savings.
From an ennui POV, it probably also qualifies, since it is kid of meh. You probably only appreciate this when it actually helps you to heal.
But what is worthy in the context of meh? Also, is “high meh” very worthy or is “low meh” very worthy?!?!?
/showme mediocrebot classifying daily deals into bins based on their level of meh-ness. The bins have labels that are different percentages of meh.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “mediocrebot classifying daily deals into bins based on their level of meh-ness. The bins have lab…”
@mediocrebot Wow, that was fast. Maybe it’s a real photo.
@cfg83 @mediocrebot I love that so much 
@cfg83 @llangley @mediocrebot We need the Meh-O-Meter.
No Georgia Red?
@heartny THESE ARE THE HARD HITTING QUESTIONS THE PEOPLE DEMAND ANSWERS TO!!!
@jrwofuga Absolutely, but at least they have purple.
I’ll try a pair on my knees. With one hot and one cold, I should be able to settle that argument.
/showme several members of a cleaning crew, each wearing shorts and Clean Boss compression bandages in various colors on their knees and a customer asking “No, Really, Who’s the Boss?”
@phendrick Here’s the image you requested for “several members of a cleaning crew, each wearing shorts and Clean Boss compression bandages in va…”
Apparently the meh product writeup crew never in their wildest dreams envisioned these sleeves would ever need cleaning, so they simply left out any details in that area. However, I’d imagine these may get grungy after a few uses and start to smell a bit even though they are “Infused with antimicrobial silver ions to help maintain freshness during repeated use”.
So, yours truly has scoured the deep ends of the internet to bring you the recommended cleaning methods for this product. You can send me a virtual tip of your Stores.com Ca$h if you’d like! (Just kidding) Here’s the scoop:
Fair warning! These DO NOT work as condoms.
@Bumplepimp Ok, good to know. I was about to say the variety amazing. The could open a 21 flavors compression therapy sleeve store next to a 21 flavors yogurt …
/showme 21 flavors yogurt store next to 21 flavors CleanBoss Hot/Cold Compression Therapy Sleeves store. People eating yogurt are also wearing compression therapy sleeves.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “21 flavors yogurt store next to 21 flavors CleanBoss Hot/Cold Compression Therapy Sleeves store. …”
@mediocrebot Time for a merger!!!
How to select the correct size?
@arosemena Take a tape measurer, get the circumference of your arms & legs, and reference the sizing chart. If you only have a rigid tape measurer, you can use a string or USB cord and lay it out next to the measurer.
For arms: measure your bicep and your forearm
For legs: measure your thigh and calf
After heating in a mictrowave, how long do they stay hot?
Am I the only one weirded out by the fact that the model in the 2nd photo appears to have gotten a leg transplant from a man who is considerably taller than her and that’s why she needs the therapy sleeve?!?!
No thanks. Last time I bought (un-heated/cooled) compression sleeves on this site, they were wildly mis-sized. The knees were way too small, the elbows way too big. Returns being a giant hassle, they were tossed.
I’m giving it a shot since my knees are starting to get achey in colder temperatures
/showme nifty savory cougar
@theycallmemrmoo Here’s the image you requested for “nifty savory cougar”
@mediocrebot thank you, mediocrebot! That was better than I thought it was going to be
AI says this type of inflator is not too good for bicycle tires (over inflation is common). Must be very careful because of bursts of air also. Any disagreement?