I am the charter member of @capnjb's Secret-Not-So-Secret-Chocolate-Lovers-Club!
11So I innocently gave @capnjb my address when he asked me for it a while back in a whisper and look what I got in the mail!!! CHOCOLATE!!! Lots of it. All different kinds. So cool! And a great surprise at a time when I really needed it.
The heck with coffee. Chocolate has caffeine in it too and, most importantly, chocolate is necessary for one’s health, wellbeing and future happiness. I suspect it is its own food group - just not formally recognized as that yet. You need a pretty high daily dose of chocolate to keep from becoming deficient.
Thank you @capnjb!

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And @ironcheftoni is the sole member of the Secret-Not-So-Secret Tea and cookies club. You guys need to start drinking coffee to make my life easier
And I’m not even going to talk about @jkawaguci and her need for decaf. I have to roast that with my eyes closed.

Glad you liked the chocolate though.
@capnjb And then I saw the meh halloween exchange only one member member club post. You have been busy haven’t you?
And nope nope nope on the coffee - no coffee chocolate, no coffee ice cream (my other favorite junk food), no coffee anything.
@capnjb @Kidsandliz too bad so sad. More for the rest of us. The new Hershey’s afogato chocolate it’s actually super good for Hershey’s
@capnjb and then there’s the secret-not-so-secret Hot-Bread-Delivered-to-wife’s-car-at-work club.
@caffeineguy Heh… you’re the one with the robot car… let me know when it can fly
Um, chocolate! Are you going to be home with the lights on for Halloween evening?
@phendrick Yup and I am only buying candy I like as I have no idea how many kids will come. Very few live in this neighborhood. I’ve only seen around 8-10 of them when stuck behind the school busses.
I did give my one halloween decoration to a neighbor who has quite the setup. Mine fit right in with hers and and I had no way to use it where I live at the moment. I did see her put it out too (I had set it on her porch with a note).
@Kidsandliz @phendrick I do the same thing. Well, now only hand out things that my mom and I like. It varies from year to year how many trick or treaters I get. Last year I got none and I prepared for so many that I donated most of the treats to the local food bank. This year I prepared for about 20 so that means I’ll have to turn off the lights early.
@ironcheftoni @Kidsandliz @phendrick I heard that in Texas, they only hand out jerky and brisket
I live in an apartment complex and they do the Trunk or Treat thing not the trick or treat thing. But I put a bowl of candy out and I usually put it out earlyish in October and keep it full through the end. It allows everyone including tenants and staff and delivery people to get candy if they want. For the first time this year somebody is sorting it. Anytime I put anything in there and I go out the next morning it’s sorted by candy in the dish. I find it somewhat amusing
@Cerridwyn it’s not supposed to be sorted???
@mikibell hehe. Not by me.
Open bag, dump in bowl
@Cerridwyn @mikibell Is whoever sorting it charging a commission?
@Cerridwyn @mikibell @phendrick I would suspect they are eating their commission.
@Cerridwyn @Kidsandliz @mikibell @phendrick
Does this happen too?
/showme an apartment complex called OCD Arms with an overhead view of the parking lot where all the cars are sorted by color.
@chienfou Here’s the image you requested for “an apartment complex called OCD Arms with an overhead view of the parking lot where all the cars …”
@Kidsandliz @mikibell @phendrick I seriously hope so
@Cerridwyn @chienfou @Kidsandliz @mikibell @phendrick
Ahh! That is a thing of beauty!
Aaawwwww @capnpj that was so sweet. And yay for you @kidsandliz!!!
/giphy chocolate

@tinamarie1974 was talking to one of the maintenance guys today and made a comment about somebody sorting it. I came back from an errand and found it all messed up. I don’t know if he repeated what I said to the person who did it or if somebody else just decided they were going to mess it up and see if it got sorted again
@Cerridwyn @tinamarie1974 Now if they could stack them like a Jenga game I’d be interested
@Cerridwyn @tinamarie1974 And sorry, I missed asking the most important question. What is the mix?
@capnjb @tinamarie1974 all the various Hershey’s Halloween candies, M&M almond joy,
@Cerridwyn @tinamarie1974 I am a sucker for Mounds and Almond Joy. Coconut can be a polarizing taste/texture but I freaking love it
There are very few things I don’t like. Heh.
@capnjb @tinamarie1974 please note whoever gets captain in the next exchange to please send him a whole box of coconuts
@Cerridwyn @tinamarie1974 A healthy supply of limes would also be appreciated
@capnjb @tinamarie1974 not seen many of those lately. not enough water i think
@capnjb
(Harry would approve)
ISWYDT…
@capnjb @Cerridwyn @tinamarie1974 Put the lime in the Coconut & Drink it all up…call the Dr. & tell them what you did.
@capnjb @Cerridwyn @mycya4me @tinamarie1974
Bingo…
@Kidsandliz
Innocently, huh?

@Kyeh @kidsandliz
For the record, I reached out and asked if she liked coffee. That’s kind of what I do
She doesn’t drink coffee but said she loves chocolate. I said if you are comfortable with sending me your address, I’ll try to figure something out
Heh… I didn’t just send her a message saying, ‘Tell me where you live’

I have a modest amount of decorum
@capnjb @Kidsandliz I was questioning her innocence, not yours.
Like she had no idea why you asked for her address. Uh huh.
@capnjb @Kidsandliz @Kyeh very modest
@Cerridwyn @Kidsandliz @Kyeh
You only need a little bit
@capnjb @Kyeh Yes what he says is true. I was taking a short cut in the message I wrote here. And it is true I don’t drink coffee and don’t like coffee - that would be don’t like anything with coffee in it, nor tea, nor do I drink as in my opinion anything I have tasted tastes bad…
@capnjb @Kidsandliz Yes, I was just teasing you - like hmm, you reeeally didn’t suspect he’d send you something, huh?
You must be one of those super tasters. Do you also hate broccoli & green peppers & stuff like that?
I would be the hilariously happy, that is since I am a chocoholic!
@mycya4me Your cocoa is in the works
Just be patient 
@mycya4me Yes. I was thrilled to get the chocolate!